...I continue to be perplexed by my kitten's predilection for, when I'm lying down reading/typing/whatever, walking back and forth across my chest and having her pointy clawed paws find the most sensitive areas on my boobs with each pass. Or how this seven-pound little thing takes up more room on the bed than I do.
See, this? Is why I have a canine tattoo.
On the other hand, I get an excuse to make a lot of pussy jokes.